Excuse me, ser, but do you have any self awareness?

 Like, even just a smidge?

 That thread is for the hat gang, WO regulars, and other folk that are capable of sexually pleasuring themselves by their own hand.

 Unlike you, with wrists so fucking weak, you dump all your bags in a panic, at the lowest point in 3 (?) years, and haven't shown your face in the WO thread since in shame.

 Go and sodomize yourself with a length of rusted pipe you fucking loser.

 Have fun staying poor.