First rule of Merit Cycling Club is, you don't talk about Merit Cycling Club.

Second rule of Merit Cycling Club is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MERIT CYCLING CLUB.

Third rule, if somebody says stop or goes limp, you keep pounding them in the ass.

Fourth rule, only one Fox and its merit-cycling sex toy at a time.

Fifth rule, one merit gang bang at a time, folks.

Six rule, no shirts, no shoes, no lace panties.

Seventh rule, the orgy will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first time hearing of the Merit Cycling Club....you're probably not gonna be invited.