I thought I wrote something a secret society member would write.  Maybe nobody appreciates Chuck Palahniuk anymore or hasn't heard of him, but he's an excellent author.  By the way, I'm the guy in that pic wearing black pants.  I don't know what the rest of those schmucks were thinking the day of that photo shoot.  Bunch of pansies. 

That's a true fact, and that's all you need to know.  Signing out.