Why you guys trying to interrupt my primary cash flow. I have the alleged videotape in my possession, don't worry about it. It's not pretty but thanks to today's video editing freeware I can make it look almost professional, just added a soft lens filter and cut some jump scenes.
Here's a silhoutted still from the movie, to prove that I have the goods.

The Merit Cycling Club is only one head of a hydra, all of which pay kickbacks to me for not uploading the video to YouPorn. The second component is a merit-themed restaurant, which has done quite well for itself.
I found Foxpup's new restaurant and took a picture of it.

She may need to design a new avatar to promote it, its worth it as the food is quite delicious. I especially enjoyed the 2 merit discount. You pay 2 merits, get 20% off your bill, and one merit gets cycled back to you.
I am sure Satoshi would be proud of all of you.
LOL, touche.