Are you begging SmokerFace to stop this investigation in an indirect way
Are you secretly professing your love for me? That's what it sounds like to me.
Are you begging SmokerFace to stop this investigation in an indirect way

@OP - tip for next time: gather the evidence first and present it all in the first post, preferably in a way that is easy to follow. If you can do it without being a jackass then you get extra points and I might take it seriously.