What's the point? Can you name one road that was never used by a criminal?
May good fortune be with you, may your guiding light be strong - LZ
Bitcoin is private enough already and no one IRL can trace your bitcoins unless you're stupid enough to moan about how many Bitcoins you own and prove to people around you.
You can choose to believe this, just as you choose to fawn and obsess over someone who calls themselves nutildah online. In fact, the degree of obsession is to an extent where I would be partial to believing you are a nutildah alt for the purpose of ego masturbation as opposed to someone trolling them.
I wonder: when you don't get enough attention, do you always dick-ride others until they provide it?