Next time I have a problem I will destroy my laptop with an hammer. I am not going to leave my HHDD unattended anymore!
Or use a screwdriver, as that's all it takes to take out the drive.
Or use full disk encryption.
Or an
industrial shredder. I prefer a more subtle approach to my hardware.
Seriously though: there's no point to destroy any hardware that doesn't hold data.
Apparently your AI is not sophisticated enough to detect the rhetorical construction known as “Metonym”.
Or actually your AI is so advanced that pretends to misunderstand something in order to appear more human.
Or it’s just me, who think a joke is fun, while it is not.