Do they really need 400 Bitcoin ATMs? That's too much
Do people really need two homes and two sportscars?

Do people really need two goats on Tuesday?
Do people really need Phinnie and Joshie?
Did you just seriously ask that to just keep in line with your namesake? I post only relative stuff. Case in point, the post above this one. Relative to whom doesn't matter, but relative nonetheless.
You want relativity? ok answer me this: where is the other half of your brain?
I knew the moment I met you that you were half-brain-phobic. I will now report you to... to... Fuck me! I forgot who to "to" is.
Fake organism edit: Just remembered! TuTu! (as in pink)