everyone has already answered your question, but I confess that this is the part I didn't understand:
I want to leave some $$ in a hedgefund to see what happens.
do you want to see what happens? I'm sure they won't steal from you because they're regulated, well at least they're not supposed to steal from you. but you know in this world people do pretty bizarre things for money. why don't you just buy bitcoin and leave it in your wallet and keep your private keys? you would have less headaches with things like KYC and fear of one day being robbed in these hedge funds