I know I'm new here, but I personally invest a lot of time/energy into bitcoin.
You mean $56? You're not making any sense.
So, if you trust me, you can send pledge money to this address: 1NLPqEyWo9HzPmXG2H8uGG4NBFCV31NarD
I don't trust you. Are you begging for Bitcoin on an address that received 8819BTC in the past? Signing a message from that address might make your story about "investing" more credible.
What does bytemaster have to do with this?