It must be killing bitcoin that it can't do NFTs. Eth is so much more capable in some respects.

Yeah you are right, one look at bitcoin price and it's obvious that inability to make NFT's is really affecting it. What a bad troll attempt...
In a year or two NFT will be dead like ICO is now.
Wouldn't be so sure. True, overpriced JPEG market will probably crumble but I think that NFTs will become an important part of for example gaming industry as "play to earn" is becoming a thing now. And when you take into consideration that gaming is by far the biggest entertainment industry (bigger than a whole movie and music industry combined), no wonder that games that are using NFTs are popping left and right. Vast majority of them are still browser-style crap, but soon AAA stuff will start coming out, when major game studios realize the potential to make even more money that way.