In his boundless rage, he kicked me off DT1 too.

Cry me a river, I've been off DT1 for 4 months!
I'm starting to think I'm blacklisted

I clearly see a pattern here.
That made me laugh so hard someone asked me what I was reading about, and I had a difficult OPSEC moment.
Always have something embarrassing ready to spill it out. Like: "porn" or "I cheated on my wife", just to shut them up

“Midget amputee porn” be it.