While I was going through this funny I kind of found it funny, and I was laughing throughout. Festival if you were Satoshi Nakamoto, then why are you asking for funds to buy a laptop? New satoshi that should be on the list of the world’s richest men asking for money? So does that mean that Satoshi Nakamoto forgot the private keys to his wallet, and now he has to beg people to send money to him, which means that he didn’t even believe in his own project? By the way if you are truly Satoshi Nakamoto, well you should know that there have been a lot of people who came before you and also claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto. Even Craig Wright still claims to be Satoshi Nakamoto to today.

Anyways I am just going to assume that you were making a joke just to make people laugh and nothing else, but writing all this long story wasn’t really necessary. A lot of people are going to be angry because they had to read a really long story just for nothing.