I usually go with "I cheated on your wife." Keep them guessing!
LOL....I may steal that one for use in real life; hope you don't mind--and since you won't know anyway, thanks for the borrowed wittiness.
It's a bit worrying that you can easily buy some merit and circle it now.. and even stake it for more merit but at least the whales are known

I can finally join the Merit Circle by buying me a seat,lol
I guess I have to talk to the CEO
Man, I missed this thread because I have Services on ignore. Can someone here please give me a seriously concise TL;DR about what this discussion is about? I'd be meritably grateful, if you know what I mean and I'd even be willing to go full furry fuzzjob if that's what you'd prefer. Sounds like my kind of thread up in this joint.