Great, this is just like Greg Maxwell telling me I can keep Satoshi's coins,
Like they are someone else who has authority to grant that permission and like what the hell can
I do with my new power over something I dont possess.

In order to keep something you must first have it and be in a position to hand it back or pass it on
to someone else.

I'm not opening any of those links in the op, they are filled with nonsense