Yeah well, that thread I just missed entirely.  As much as I'm a Meta hound, I just didn't take much interest in a milestone like that and wasn't following that particular thread.  How was I to know that it would have led me here?  I don't have 500 eyeballs and as many neurons as a dolphin you know.  I'm just a neurologically limited bag of donks, even if I did merit the OP of the Three millionth account thread. 

So wait a sec....how long has the Merit Cycling Club been a thing?