Binance keeps warning me that they will ban or block my accounts if I don't do KYCs for the last 2 years. (hint: they haven't closed them, blocked or anything)

If you use only crypto-to-crypto trough the DEX wallets added to the platform, u'r basically 'out there'.
They did limited the withdrawals down to 0.06BTCiTcoins I think, but u can always move 1 whole bitcoin like in 16-18 days. + the 25$ fee per day. Or you can change to some low fee sh!tcoin (like LTC/DGB/Doge...etc) that will allow you to do the peer-to-peer atomic swap thingy.

Anyway... WAZZZZZZZZUP PLEBS!??? ... did you bought the dip from the last week or so??