If you are ultimately pursuing the goal of making your bitcoin savings legitimate, then you will have to sacrifice something, (after all, you need anonymity so that you are not pursued by the law at the moment, right?) In the end, everyone gives the examples that they project on themselves.

In addition, you yourself know that there are trusted persons on the forum who earn money by acting as intermediaries, and after a year or more no one will remember your name because thousands of parcels pass through the hands of such people. Last but not least ... if you are patient enough, you can easily buy an uncleaned coin with little or no additional surcharge.