and let the purple posts every 100 ft serve as the traditional Texas warning to officially "Fuck around and find out"
I find that you are doing purple fence posts to be so delightfully appropriate. Your color... and one the locals most likely know to respect. I guess the tradition goes back.
My moms side of the family were country folk. I used to visit my grandfather in rural NC and we would take a couple cane poles for fishing. We fished in a creek on his property, but that was on the edge of his neighbors property. My grandfather, a man of few words pointed out a post with a purple top and asked me if I knew what it meant. Nope, I said. And he told me, it's a friendly way to warn people "if you go on that land they'll shoot ya" (the way my grandfather said it was more like "shoochee" lol).
Is this a US thing or a local Texas thing, I have never heard of it before.