(waiting for a new excuse)
First, Don't you find it strange that his kids go to bed at the same time all the time?
I've found that rather strange for some time... especially as I am supposed to be one hour off in the other direction and mine are very well playing yet.
But I don't know if he indeed lives where he sometimes pretends to live

(as space
and time) so I didn't pay that much attention. I've learned over many years on the internet that's always late evening somewhere.
On the other hand, I was expecting
new excuse, you know...

I'm trying to picture this moment 20 years from now on: Loyce's kids being grown-up adults and him still saying he is late because he is putting them to bed

I guess that he may borrow the time machine now and then and put them into bed again as small kids. Maybe that's what he's already doing...
NeuroticFish, fillippone, help a brother out to carry this sack of gold, would you? I'll pay good shekels

OMG, so you're selling your Bitcoins for.. gold?!

OK, I'll help, but don't get offended if the main reason is to buy back preciousssssss bitcoins...