And here I thought you were just some silly dude who tried to ban twitter by blocking DNS, but I really like the way you put that.
I will now steal it for my signature. Thanks Erdogan

Actually, "Virtual currency" is pretty correct for Bitcoin. There are no bitcoins, only the transfer of bitcoins.
To me it is the worst way to describe bitcoin because the meaning of "virtual", especially in the context of the internet implies a "non-reality" or simulation of something real.