That's a good one
[assuming that someone is going to pronounce it with a Cholo accent] 
Why French? I'm not sure how to type phonetics in English, but I'd say it's "Loy-se-Ve".
You're right, but the blend on its last part felt good; hence why I went with a French-style...
Or just call me Marcel.
Hey Marcel

Now don't start thinking
Marcel is my real name

I'm confused! Can I call you Marcellus instead
[it's more macho (music to my ears)]?

(ok not really perfect in Bulgarian or Nepalese but this is a good starting point)!
Have you tried listening to it in Portuguese and Arabic?
