gotta laugh
here i took a screen shot while reading your comedy


notice the right side
Sell 1    36678.45      0.00030       $11.00
Sell 2    36681.59      0.00030       $11.00

hmm.. shift the price by $3.14 meaning shifting the entire market cap by $59.66million. all for the low cost of $22

if you wait around long enough you will see lots of different opportunities to move the market cap by millions for just a few dollars