He told me to tell you that he can't make it today. Sorry. We had coffee this morning (you remember how he likes his coffee right?). He will be busy the entire day because he is out buying a new pet parrot. Before I forget, he wanted me to tell you that he wants his Nickelback CD back. That's why he has been avoiding you. Who borrows a CD and keeps it for 3 years, what's wrong with you?