How can this be a proper circus without any dancing midgets? Cornhole is a closet ixcoin fan

Why else would he be be so concerned? Wormhole is clearly a whale and he smells imminent Ixcoin destruction. And yes, I can turn it into the biggest turd in Crypto. 10 Ixcoin site all gay porn. Maybe some with goat sex in memory of Bruno. I’ll come up with better ideas I just need to be upset with the greedy whales like cornhole.