Hi Russian friends, if anyone of you knows a soldier in route to Kyiv that, instead of dying trying to kill Ukrainians on behalf of VP, would rather sell their tanks, I am interested in buying. I offer 100 USD (soon to be 20M rubbles) in bitcoin upon receival of the tank keys, a picture to check that is in good use and a geolocation so I can go and pick it up.
Hurry up! Take this offer before your tank is no longer in working condition or you are no longer able to sell it!
It's a very fair offer because very soon one would need to carry a truck full of Russian Rubbles to buy few loaves of bread. Europe is gradually thwarting Putin's plans and very soon China and others would discover that Russia is no longer an asset but a huge liability.