Hi Russian friends, if anyone of you knows a soldier in route to Kyiv that, instead of dying trying to kill Ukrainians on behalf of VP, would rather sell their tanks, I am interested in buying. I offer 100 USD (soon to be 20M rubbles) in bitcoin upon receival of the tank keys, a picture to check that is in good use and a geolocation so I can go and pick it up.

Hurry up! Take this offer before your tank is no longer in working condition or you are no longer able to sell it!