We are not at war -> meaning: we are at war
We don't bomb civilian targets -> meaning: we specifically target civilian areas
We don't want to occupy Ukraine -> meaning: you bet your ass that we will annex Ukraine to Russia
We don't fire at nuclear power stations -> meaning: we did bomb them a little bit
We want peace -> meaning: there will be no peace until we win
We want to denazify Ukraine -> meaning: we need to kill all Ukrainians
We want to demilitarize Ukraine -> meaning: we need to destroy all Ukrainian army and all armed, civilian opposition
We will drop nuclear bombs on anyone who helps Ukraine -> meaning: our nuclear arsenal does not work, but you don't know about it, so...
We have the 2nd best army in the world -> meaning: we wish, but due to ongoing corruption, the state of our army is at the 1990s level
We want to negotiate -> meaning: we want Ukraine to surrender
We want to open safe corridors for civilians -> meaning: we want to know where the civilian convoys are so that we can vaporize them
The list goes on...
We are not going to attack other countries -> meaning: it is better for the Baltic countries not to stick their heads out and prepare for possible consequences
We did not attack Ukraine either -> meaning: at 4 o'clock in the morning we began to bomb civilian objects. This is how we wanted to celebrate our Defender of the Fatherland Day
The United States is developing biological weapons and new strains of coronavirus in Ukraine -> meaning: we need some shitty fabrications to later justify the use of biological and chemical weapons against Ukraine, because the rules of war are not for us. And in general we are losing. Something must be done to bring good news to Putin. We are deathly afraid to report bad ones
We dropped bombs on the maternity hospital in Mariupol because the Nazi battalion Azov was stationed there -> meaning: we do need to destabilize the situation in Ukraine in any way to cause panic among the population and force them to go through our "humanitarian corridors" to Russia, so that we can film it and give new material to further deceive our population. Because they it start asking questions. We cannot allow that
Unfortunalely, the list goes on...