A little humor.
Let’s say I’m a Russian soldier in Ukraine, and I’ve been freezing my tiny putin off for the last 3 weeks, not able to sleep in my tank because I’m afraid of a special delivery from UPS (not United Parcel Service, but the Ukrainian Pummeling Soldiers).
I gave up my cell phone months ago, I have no idea where I am, and 3 of my friends have been killed within feet of me.
I ran out of toilet paper, hell, I ran out of toilets themselves weeks ago, and my hands smell bad.
I haven’t had a shower in 2 months, the one meal I get every other day isn’t even cooked, and my sarge, Boris, is starting to look like my smoking hot girlfriend Irena:
I'm not very happy and I don't know how it will end.
Communication is everything.
Do these Russians solders know:
- How to surrender
- Where to go to surrender
- What financial rewards are available for selling my tank?
- Who offers escrow service so that I can sell my tank to paxmao
- How can I tell people at home the bad things I’m doing.
- How to tell Serbsky Center that KingScorpio has escaped
Drop some prepaid cell phones with a 1-800-Sellmytank number pre-programmed.
Drop some Leaflets “How to get rich quick – sell your tank”
Give them directions, give them options
- How to communicate back to the Russian people (cells phones) get them texting pictures to mom
- Give them directions on how to end their situation
- Leave billboards with 1-800-surender phone numbers
Good Luck Ukrainians!
Let’s say I’m a Russian soldier in Ukraine, and I’ve been freezing my tiny putin off for the last 3 weeks, not able to sleep in my tank because I’m afraid of a special delivery from UPS (not United Parcel Service, but the Ukrainian Pummeling Soldiers).
I gave up my cell phone months ago, I have no idea where I am, and 3 of my friends have been killed within feet of me.
I ran out of toilet paper, hell, I ran out of toilets themselves weeks ago, and my hands smell bad.
I haven’t had a shower in 2 months, the one meal I get every other day isn’t even cooked, and my sarge, Boris, is starting to look like my smoking hot girlfriend Irena:
I'm not very happy and I don't know how it will end.
Communication is everything.
Do these Russians solders know:
- How to surrender
- Where to go to surrender
- What financial rewards are available for selling my tank?
- Who offers escrow service so that I can sell my tank to paxmao
- How can I tell people at home the bad things I’m doing.
- How to tell Serbsky Center that KingScorpio has escaped
Drop some prepaid cell phones with a 1-800-Sellmytank number pre-programmed.
Drop some Leaflets “How to get rich quick – sell your tank”
Give them directions, give them options
- How to communicate back to the Russian people (cells phones) get them texting pictures to mom
- Give them directions on how to end their situation
- Leave billboards with 1-800-surender phone numbers
Good Luck Ukrainians!