Now, can you finally tell me where's this product? And how it looks like.
Where's this "dollar" product? How does it look like? 
It turns out that we disagree of what's money. You say that it's solely debt. I agree with this definition:
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the fact or quality of being generally accepted or in use.
And Bitcoin fulfills it. Bitcoin is something that doesn't exist. It's like flying spaghetti monster, s monster that doesn't exist. But you can name it (FSM), split it into 21 million peaces via protocol, and then store math symbols into a database by saying that when "1" is stoted or attached to someone's address, this person purchased one FSM. Then I would ask the buyer where's FSM, and the buyer would start talking about fiat money. That's what you are doing. Essentially, I am having fun with you. I know that you know bitcoin is non-existent and that Satoshi fooled you all, but you cannot admin it. That's human psychology. Best described in this quote by Mark Twain: "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled".