Okay SM, you got me. I guess I have no choice but to come clean and admit that I have read posts from before the day I registered my account. No, I didn't use a time machine to read posts from the past, I just reviewed the forum archives to see posts from the past. Anyone can do this.
Do you have a source for this? Having to wait a minute for the status of a report to get updated is strange behavior. More importantly, a reporter's individual report stats are not necessarily important in these cases. What is important is that a mod sees the report, and has the opportunity to research the issue and take action.