Investment advice from a shitposter, great as always (for a laugh or a cringe).
I think this one involves a time machine to keep track of the future:
Very strong support makes something good will appear later. if you want to see better information it's best to keep track of what's going on in the future. so it's best to do something very profitable.
This one seems to claim that all coins are profitable and have skills, with a big guarantee:
Each coin has its own skill to make a profit, if you hold on and watch the developments to come later. you should find out more about what you are defending later. This is a big guarantee later.