I've never considered Santa Claus a religion, but now that you mention it I want to join it

I know the commercialisation of Christmas has robbed it of much of its meaning, but you've really never considered a
literal saint to be a religious figure?
While we're on the topic, why am I an angel? Is is because I'm a divine being whose true nature is so incomprehensible to mere mortals that they somehow remain confused about my gender even after beholding my loins?