The people of the U.S. have struck a bargain with Satan where a special area in hell has been reserved just for them.
As they have achieved their end of the deal by committing more evil than any other peoples throughout history, the vast majority of Americans will enjoy a slightly cooler area in the fire-pit where they will burn eternally.
you are so funny, how do you know they are bargaining with the devil?
Not all Americans are bad because I believe 75% of Americans are religious and miss the most beautiful place in the end