Damn, can't we just say we are sending money from one wallet of ours to other? They won't know shit TBH.
That's one way to go around it, but I think they already have it figured out right before anyone even thought about it. Most probably they have diffent measures in place to make sure that the system will not be gamed and cheated by people, though for sure loopholes will soon be found by people to nullify what the EU is trying to do.
P2P is the way to go, always has been, and regulations and laws like this will force people to go back to crypto's roots.