So what do we have so far...
- No dead civilians, they're actors, waving their hands.
- But if there are dead civilians then Ukrainians killed them.
- But if Russians killed them then we'll call the victims "nazis" and it's ok to kill them.
- But if they're not nazis then Americans have killed civilians so it's ok to kill civilians.
- But if it's not ok to kill civilians, they provoked Putin so it's their own fault.
Did I miss anything?
- "Russian soldiers are in Ukraine on a peaceful mission so they could not have killed anyone."
- "Russian Federation did not invade Ukraine."
- "Russian army provides security for the civilians and delivers humanitarian aid."
- "Russians did not kill those people because Russians did not stage this fake massacre."
- "Russians could not have killed them because they were Russian speakers."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because they run out of ammunition."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because they did not see any civilians in Bucha."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because they were too drunk to aim well."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because their guns jammed."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because they were too busy packaging and loading all the loot they have collected."
- "Russian soldiers did not kill them because Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin did not order the killings."