Oh, and by the way... I am satisfied that I just licked my own elbow.   As much about tongue extension as other limberness...

Two guys are in a bar complaining how they can't pick up any woman.

When one points at a man sitting alone at the table. "Look at that ugly mug. We are both better looking, have nicer clothes and more money. Yet every night he take a woman home, sometimes two at the same time." "True that!" agrees his friend, "we try to talk to girls, get them interested in us. He does none of that, he just sits there entire evening, licking his eyebrows."