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Congratulations on 25,000 posts JJG.
I will make a tool to count the number of words you have posted in total 25k posts on a weekend.
Can guestimate... its usually around million words per post kinda ball park.

From my own personal experiences, I would provide a ballpark estimate of around 50 to 100 words per post, on average, which would cause the total to be between 1.25 and 2.5 million words in total.
I suppose that there could be tools that could assist to scrape that kind of data, as ImThour is suggesting. By the way, some of my posts contain my citing of other posts, so I would speculate that if I am citing someone else then the words contained within those citings would not count towards my overall word count.
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM does not care about your portfolio, nor your feels, not you, not anyone. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM only cares for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...
If you understand what bitcoin is potentially bringing to the table in terms of sound money, there could be reasons to NOT be so doom-laden because bitcoin provides a hedge.. and yeah, maybe you still need guns, bullets, land and food, but bitcoin remains a kind of systematic tool that may well provide an escape valve for those who are ready, willing and able to recognize it and to take action to get some of it.. maybe even spend some time learning about or it or getting involved in it in ways more than just buying (allocating finances towards it).