So this poor and confused soul made a thread on a Bitcoin forum to seek advice about how to shutdown (whatever that means) cryptocurrencies globally. Did he try CTRL+ALT+DEL? That should do it. He believes that crypto is causing too much suffering because of the losses in value. Interesting since Bitcoin is an excellent investment long-term. But let's say he is right and Bitcoin keeps losing value. His solution to this problem is a global shutdown/ban of everything crypto, ultimately causing complete loss of all investments. What a strategy.

I just came up with a cure for testicular cancer after reading the posts of this inspiring individual. We shoot all men aged 30+ before they start showing symptoms of cancer. Testicular cancer rates drop significantly, and the world is cured of this horrible disease. Men wouldn't' mind because who wants to have cancer, right? It's brilliant.