Sung to the tune of  "So Long Mom" By Tom Lehrer


"Good Bye My Friend"

Good bye my friend
We're invading Ukraine,
So don’t wait up for me.
I’m driving a tank there,
Locals say I'm a wanker,
But Vladdy sent me.
To take the country.

We attack civilians,
Make refugees in the millions,
While Putin counts his billions,
Its all part of his plan.
Invade and kill peaceful neighbors
To make the Soviet Union whole again, yeah!

Little Ivan Popov he was Russian soldier,
A Grach in his holster,
Oh yeah.
True patriots serve
Their country because
Propaganda dispersed
Everywhere!
But this is what he said on his way to Armageddon...

I truly disdain
We're invading Ukraine
Oh lord forgive my sin.
Though I don't like war much,
I'll return to my dacha,
Dead and therein
A flag draped coffin.

Because dictator scum Vladdy
Is stark raving mad, he
Sent me to kill someone’s daddy,
We gotta take him out.
Lets hire Mossad to kidnap and try him...
For all his war crimes, no doubt.

GO BITCOIN