Don't have enough helicopters and jets to show at the air parade because half of the air force is being dismantled for scrap by Ukrainians and the other half is busy bombing cities. How are we going to hide it?
Say that it's too cloudy today! Nobody's going to ask any questions. They know where questions lead.
Victory Day in Russia is a great national holiday, and you will not be able to spoil it with your impotent poisonous fantasies.