Well, young sire, It would appear to me that you have just read the introduction and specifications to the new coin that is coming out at 20:00BST 01/04/2014. Please don't be alarmed. Its all real, No troll here. Personally i would suggest making a vitrual machine for this wallet, as she can be quite a fiesty one!

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