*A little birdie whispered in my ear just now*:

"Psst...you haven't slept, poor man."

"This MoFo is just askin' for more negative feedback!!!"

Evidence is solid, happy to oblige.  This is typically what happens when bounty abusers and account buyers try to publicly rehabilitate their image for the sake of further spamming the forum and otherwise making a spectacle of themselves.  Live and learn, OP.