Great news there, cap'n

Bitcoin, once again, feels a bit moar awesome to me now.
Idea:
How much do we have to spend to rename ETHan to BTCan (pronounced "Bitcoinan")?
If he'd be asked about the meaning of his name, he could reply Bitcoin saved his life

Also, he would get rid of the Shitcoin-part of his current name.
Even if i initially meant this as a joke, the longer i was actually typing it, i got more and more to think it has something to it...