Hopefully members of Italian board (*looking at fillippone*) would join if contest was hosted here, to show us how the real pizza is made.
You have real tradition of making bitcoin pizzas in last few years, and if I remember correctly you won some prizes before... so don't invite Italian competition.
I am sure you prepared all the ingredients and tools already, so we need someone to sabotage Italians.
Suggestion for Cyrus: Let's make this competition with special rewards for best pizzas from local boards.
Baking pizza in the microwave? Please no! I want to rip my eyes off after reading this!
Is it true that microwaves are officially banned in Italy for making pizzas or you need to have special license to be microwave pizza seller?

In this crazy worlds I am just waiting to hear the news that some weird dude will announce ban for regular ovens, because they are not green enough...