"Who is it?

It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff!

Who is it?

It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff!

Who?

It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here!

Who is it?

It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me!

Who?

Dave, man, open up!

Dave?

Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me!

Dave's not here.

No, man, I'm Dave, man!

Hey, c'mon, man!

Who is it?

It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me!

Who?

Dave, man, open up!

Dave?

Ya, Dave!

Dave's not here!

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?

C'mon, open up the door, will you?

I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me!

Who is it?

Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave!

Who?

Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door!

Dave?

Ya, Dave!

Dave?

Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?

Dave's not here!

Oh!

Songwriters
MARIN, RICHARD / CHO

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