I never thought I'd be lectured. LOL Everyone who came to shame me for bragging...It went like this:

2013 - Hey close friends, I bought this stuff called bitcoin. Paid like $500 a piece for them.  We'll see how it goes!
2104 - 2017 - Them "ya still got your Dungeons and Dragons money?  How's that workin out for ya?"
Me - fine. It'll either go to the moon or zero.  I'm fine with either. You should buy some too!
Dec 2017 - Them: DUUUDE SELL IT NOWWWWW!!
Me - Nah, I'm good.
Dec 2018 - We told you to sell it dumb ass.  Now look.
Me - I'm still up (shrugs) Actually I'm buying more, I can show you how.
2021 - THEM - DUUUDE SELL IT NOWWWWW!!
Me - ALL YALL CAN SUCK IT!!!!  JUST WAIT!  WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN BOYS!

Them now: Hey man, is it too late to buy some of that bitcoin?
Me:  Dangles it in their face (the past, not my actual BTC balance)

Are we all clear now?  Can we stop acting like this is Twitter?  THANK YOU!