⭐ Merited by death_wish (1)
* death_wish pats Buddy on the head. (Good robot!)
I didn't even introduce intercal yet, though 
Respect! Lulz, you want to take this up sometime at Lambda-the-Ultimate, or whatever? Sorry, I meant: PLEASE you want to take this up sometime...
Amidst something, will catch the rest of your post later.
Ah, no need to, really
I just remembered that, in my childhood, when the other kids where playing with their hot wheels toy cars, i was sorting punchhole cards, which i stole from the dustbin of the server room a few doors from my father's office, to the remote sound of fans cooling harddrives as big as regualr closets, and tape machines, lots of them. Irregularly spinning spools everywhere
...and 10-inch, green, round "screens" in almost every dream of mine...Gotta go now.