Alright! A very early version available now, mileage will probably vary, really curious if someone can get it to work and get feedback:

https://papayaphone.com/

So it is not chiliphone this time, because someone snatched my domain... Anyway, I realised that chili is not ideal in a domain name since it can be spelled both chili and chilli. So papaya it is! Similar service, different vegetable (or is it fruit?).