This means that Bitcoin will rocket off to $100k before I can even free up my sad, mutilated remainder of a bitcoin, and then $1 million as I struggle helplessly to build up a whole 1.0 BTC again.

Scientifically confirmed and guaranteed.

proudhon, you stupid llama, would you please go back to predicting $70k before the end of the month, or whatever?  Thanks.  I need some breathing room here.